Good English by the Higher Ups

Let's get straight to the point.

"effected immediately".

Yes that was shown in the national news yesterday, highlighted and increased font size (unfortunately i can't make it bigger as I'm just a side poster in this blog).

It was in a notice sent to one of the guys in BAM (didn't focus on the name as the words used were so amusing) to be fired. And now thousands of people, local and international discovers how illiterate those higher ups are. EPIC FAIL!!!

Written by: Your friendly neighbourhood gamer.
Edited by: His sidekick.

NOOB

 A.    INTRO
I. What is this?

·         This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.

II. Defining 'Noob'

·         Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading. IN YER Face…..kwahx3(anyone who tellin others n00b, not me but u know who)

B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS
I. Noobish

·         The f if they wanna try to speak different language. yet they commit epic phail-ure

II. Where to find noobs

·         In DOTA, L4D and so on.Critical thinking….PHAIL!!!

III. Behavior of noobs

·         Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.

·         Retard

C. AVOIDING NOOBS

·         Make sure you aren't one

·         Major noob avoiding strategies (the 10 commandments)

TEN COMMANDMENT OF DOTA YOU'LL SUCCESS FOR SURE

MATTAR,KALJAR n so on continued by budin (if)

Bored, bored and bored. Coming back from the embassy of Japan. Were listening to the radio station with the topic brother call and so on. So the f word tired.
The embassy said this "the political mattar, our Japanese kaljar".
note; that embassy is doing phd and taking Malaysian studies subjects, U Malaysians thinking of dropping this subjects..Do think u r embracing semangat 1malaysia? Try google-ing the picture of 1 Malaysia in e internet will find it NIyCE!

TESHL

The word is derived from Miss Pronunciations of tuuuuuuuut..its is the acronym of TEACHING ENGLISH as "SECOND HAND" LANGUAGE. So don't mind if any posts here consists of thousands of EPIC PHAIL WORDS! because that's just how everythings going to work here noobs. In yer face if you refuse to indulge in our awesomeness! (atleast there's no such thing as 'to produce-ing' )..have fun !!!!!!