NOOB

 A.    INTRO
I. What is this?

·         This guide is designed to give you a better understanding of what a noob is, how to recognize them, some details about them, and how to avoid or get rid of them. It mostly applies to online forums, which are the main targets of migrating noobs.

II. Defining 'Noob'

·         Noobs are often referred to as n00bs as a sign of disrespect toward them, and it's often hella funny, but I will refer to them as noobs during this reading. IN YER Face…..kwahx3(anyone who tellin others n00b, not me but u know who)

B. COMMON NOOB CHARACTERISTICS
I. Noobish

·         The f if they wanna try to speak different language. yet they commit epic phail-ure

II. Where to find noobs

·         In DOTA, L4D and so on.Critical thinking….PHAIL!!!

III. Behavior of noobs

·         Noobs have difficulty reading English and cannot comprehend the idea of authority.

·         Retard

C. AVOIDING NOOBS

·         Make sure you aren't one

·         Major noob avoiding strategies (the 10 commandments)